June 2012
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News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
When I found out who my little was
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Catching Fire Cast List
Can they just post it already?
I cannot take this anymore. I need to know who’s going to play FINNICK.
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Dear Math,
You have taken up about 16 years of my life. 16 YEARS! Most of it I have spent trying to find your X. Well guess what! I officially do NOT have to find your X anymore! Woo!
Unless I have to take math in Law School…They don’t have math classes right? But why would there be a math class in Law School…Please for the love of all that is holy tell me they don’t.
May 2012
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Off to Houston!!
Oh how I missed my city. Most of all Thai Cottage and my puppy.
Finding out who will be casted for Catching...
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PRAISE JESUS CHRIST
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write,...
– Alvin Toffler, Future Shock (via bookmania)
I May be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that I am one...
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